Rants and Raves…
Dear boys in general,
I would love to go on dates with you. If you remember some things. I have a face, so stop staring at the twins and take a gander at it. And please try and remember my hair color. I do NOT have blonde hair… not even a little bit. So if you think I do, you probably didn’t pay close enough attention at all. Let’s remember things that are NOT compliments:
1. “You have big boobs”….. ummmm thanks captain obvious, I appreciate that.
2. Anything you say with the F word in it. Really? I’m a lady, knock that language off around me!
3. “Let’s hook up now” I realize this may have sounded sexy in your head. It makes girls feel like prostitutes and like we’re being used. Not good boys, not good.
SO let’s remember our manners boys! It’s summer, more girls are showing more skin, I get it. But calm it down a bit! Act like a man, not a sex-crazed teen. We’d love it.
Thanks,
Jessica
Dear asparagus,
You really DO make pee smell funny. Huh. Weird.
Enlightened,
Jessica
aboulet said,
June 22, 2008 at 4:52 pm
hahahahaha. The only reason I eat asparagus is so that I can giggle the next time I pee.
Ellen said,
June 23, 2008 at 3:39 am
You are a breath of fresh air! You have me cracking up! I, too, love to read and am thrilled that it’s summer vacation b/c I can read all day or all night and not have to deal w/ anyone…love it!
Tom D said,
June 26, 2008 at 3:16 am
Jess,
Love the tags (Asparagus, boobies, men). Boobies – you are going to get a lot of hits on this one.
Jenny said,
July 1, 2008 at 12:19 am
Sooooo One day… Matt finally left the room during a infomercial….. and I secretly bought CRUNCHLESS ABS!!!!!!!!!! However, in my secrecy I actually got the VHS version instead of the DVD version…. boogers….(Honestly- I am releived- isn’t that the best excuse for not even attempting to use the tape!)
WELLLL–Matt found out…. I have promised not to buy anything else from an infomercial…… Needless to say, my Bender Ball should be here in 2-4 weeks
Jenny said,
July 18, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Okay so I want you to check out these bridesmaids dresses from J-Crew… I was thinking Empire waist because it is a fit that looks good on everyone (and these dresses have POCKETS!!!)
http://www.jcrew.com/AST/Browse/WeddingParties/womens/w_bridesmaids/PRDOVR~88429/88429.jsp
Let me know what you think (the dresses will be in hot pink of course)
jen overholt said,
July 21, 2008 at 2:54 am
okay i know you (jenny) are asking jess about the dresses but i think that they BEAUTIFUL and very flattering to almost all people (ugly ones excluded) and pockets GREAT for all the tissues jess is going to need for your day… i think ellen used up a box on her own… love them and love the pink it is so you cheery and happy and bubbly… just saying—jen o
jessboulet said,
July 21, 2008 at 4:16 am
haha I agree they are very pretty
I especially like the criss cross back, the fact that it has straps (I still have nightmares of my strapless dress almost falling down in Becka’s wedding), and the pockets for my lip gloss and tissues!! And Jenny doesn’t have ugly friends, so we’re all good!!
See ya THIS WEEKEND to talk more about this!
Meade said,
July 24, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Gotta love the tags on this post. Hilarious.