Dear Life,

Dear election facebook status updates,

You are hysterical.  I get giddy with glee when I read you.  I love when people think you will change the outcome of the election or change people’s minds.  You won’t.  You didn’t.  And you will continue not to.  But I like how the users of you continue to think you will.  Their blinding faith in you is somewhat touching.

You are fun.  I like to update you into controversial things so people argue with me and send me hate mail and leave me rude messages on things.  People get CRANKY during this time.  You HAVE done something good for me though… you made me make up my mind about which party is more annoying.  And REPUBLICANS YOU WIN!!!!!!… THIS TIME!!!  We’ll see who wins in the next election!!  I think the democrats can catch up, we’ll see   To be fair, most of my “facebook friends” are republicans (with annoying statuses)… so maybe that is why.

But most people are glad it’s over so you, political update statuses, go away.  However, I am not.  You amused me to no end, helped me pick pointless fights just for fighting’s sake, and got everyone’s panties all in a bunch.  For these reasons I love you and will miss you immensely for the next 4 years!!  Hopefully you will last at least another week then make a strong return around January  20th for some “post Christmas election humor.”  HOWEVER, according to one of you guys, you’re praying for the rapture to come before then!  hahahahaha.  That was a good one. 

What i think is soooo nice about you is the people “praying” for Obama to crash and burn.  Forget that this is at the expense of our economy and countless people’s jobs… I hope YOU get your vengence!!!  I mean, YOU DESERVE IT! 

I’ll be somewhat bored when you start reflecting what people are actually doing instead of showing their views.  I mean, I don’t care if you’re at school or work… I DO care that you “are a christian and support killing unborn babies!  Go Obama!  (saracasm anyone)”.  These are MUCH more fun to read, and let’s face it, much more offensive!!  You were fun while you lasted. 

Hoping to see you again soon,

Jessica